The Candidly 2022 Gift Guide: 21 Gifts For The Pet Obsessed

by Audie Metcalf

We did 5 gift guides this year, but this one is, of course, our favorite. Finding new, mildly insane ways to celebrate our unmitigated obsession with our pets has become a hobby. What a delight that we can channel that into our jobs and actually get paid for it.

If you’re NOT obsessed with your pet, good bye. We will never be close. But because we still want you to feel included, here are our 4 other, less interesting gift guides for you to peruse…


MORE OF OUR 2022 GIFT GUIDES


 
 

Little Beast The Super Duper Reversible Parka Vest

Starting off with a bang, no? If you didn’t audibly sigh at the cuteness of this ensemble, you’re on the wrong gift guide.

 
 
 

The Sprkl Shop The Disco Pet Tag

We can safely say this is the cutest pet tag in the world. Also how we don’t already have a pet named Disco is a mystery.

 

The Foggy Dog Modern Mud Cloth Natural Dog Bandana

Perfect for the Brooklyn or Silverlake pet who ONLY frequents independent coffee shops, never Starbucks.

 
 
 

Pets So Good Porvoo Medium Pet House

Splurgey? Insane? Frivolous? Wonderful? Yes. Yes. Yes. And yes.

 
 

THE CANDIDLY 2022 GIFT GUIDES

 
 
 
 

Jonathan Adler Elephant Match Strike

An affordable, fun treat for your elephant-loving friends.

 

Adopt An Orphan Elephant: Sheldrick Wildlife Trust

A less affordable but so so wonderful idea for your elephant-loving friends. Btw, elephants are astounding creatures—they always elect a female leader to unify the herd, have designated nurses within their group, and they mourn their dead with a silent pause. It’s almost too much.

 
 
 

Little Beast Silver Linings Pet Sweater

It’s not even about cuteness. Dogs get cold, too! Fine, it’s partially about cuteness.

 

Embark Dog DNA Test

Discover your pet’s lineage! And maybe stash away 50k for pet cloning like Barbara Streisand did because it’s normal!

 
 
 

Frenchie WIne Bottle Holder By Anthropologie

Wholly unnecessary and therefore the perfect present.

 

Uncommon Goods Custom Pet Embroidered Sweatshirt

Get their exact pet’s face on a sweatshirt. You will win the holidays.

 
 
 
 
 

Hunger For Words Talking Pet Essential Words

True pet lovers’ greatest wish is to wave a magic wand and have their pet be able to talk. This is the next best thing.

 
 
 

MaxBone Eco Packable Sling Carrier

Let them live out their wildest, codependent dreams with this dog sling so even in Whole Foods, they can be together.

 

Furbo 360° Dog Camera

It FLINGS out treats while you’re gone!

 
 

MORE 2022 GIFT GUIDES FROM THE CANDIDLY

 
 

Found My Animal Rope Leash

Chicest leash on earth? Chicest leash on earth.

 

WagWear Wag Wellies

If you don’t have rain boots for your dog, do you even love your dog?

 
 
 

LoveThyBeast Canvas Pet Tote Grey & Navy

Another codependent option, but for bigger dogs, and with a more Montauk vibe.

 

Lili Case Designer’s Custom Illustrated Dog iPhone Case

People love anything personalized, but this takes it to a new levels. The hug you will receive after giving this gift will crush your ribs.

 
 
 

Maxbone Christian Cowan Dog Jumper

Really wanted to go out with a bang with this one. Mission accomplished?

 
 
 
 
 

Audie Metcalf is the Editor-in-chief of The Candidly, and lives in LA with her family. You can find more of her articles here.

 

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