The Candidly 2022 Semi-Unhinged Splurge Gift Guide

by Audie Metcalf

But only SEMI unhinged, because we would love to give (and receive) every, single thing on this list. And while everything is sort of extreme or wildly expensive, they’re also strangely practical, even pragmatic in some cases.

But if you’re thinking about buying something for us and sending it along, #1 is our favorite. Please and thank you.


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Loewe Leather Rose-Heel Ankle Boots

Is this deranged? Yes. It is art? Yes.

 

Sleeper Sizeless Pajamas Set

The most beautiful pajamas ever to grace the earth are also somehow designed to fit almost anyone, so you can’t go wrong.

 
 
 

Dr. Dennis Gross Skincare DRx SpectraLite™ FaceWare Pro

This LED 3-minute mask of terror works to eliminate acne, banish pores, reduce wrinkles, and improve overall texture. Only true beauty hounds will appreciate this ludicrous gift.

 

Pets So Good Linden Pet Day Bed

Has anything been more beautiful for a dog to ignore because sleeping on a dog bed on the floor is an affront to their very existence? No. Nothing.

 
 
 

Cult Gaia Pearl Bag

This is a GIANT PEARL PURSE. If you don’t know anyone who would lose their mind for this bag, it’s time to expand your friend group.

 

igourmet French Cheese Subscription Box

Not even that unhinged! 3 gorgeous pieces of French cheese sent to them (you?) each month, with information, wine pairing ideas, and a newsletter. Because don’t we all LOVE a bountiful cheese board, yet none of us actually know squat about cheese?

 
 

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Dr. Barbara Sturm Advent Calendar

Although none of us will admit it, we are jealous when our children pluck some foil-wrapped goodie from their cardboard Advent Calendar. Leave it to this gorgeous skincare brand to create the most lusty, grown-up version ever, complete with a selection of Dr. Sturm’s most loved products and latest innovations.

 

SMEG 50s Retro-Style Stand Mixer

It’s cuter than that other one. Sorry.

 
 
 

Estelle Hand-Blown Colored Wine Glasses

No one would ever buy these for themselves but they will think of you every time they take a sip. They sell out nearly instantly during the holidays so jump if they’re still available.

 

NuFACE Trinity Facial Toning Device

Not unlike the Dennis Gross mask that freaked you out earlier, this “toning” device has thousands upon thousands of rave reviews claiming that the NuFACE actually, gasp, does what it says it will do. It lifts, it tones, it works. We’re jealous of anyone who gets it this year.

 
 
 

Jenni Kayne Cashmere Cocoon Cardigan

You can let someone live out their wildest, Nancy Meyers fantasies in this soft-as-a-horse’s-muzzle cashmere sweater. The price is difficult, but this is the kind of “piece” where you will absolutely hear some squealing upon receipt.

 

Le Creuset Oval Dutch Oven

It’s the most no-brainer, perfect gift on this entire list. If they don’t have one, they want one. If they have one, they want one in another size. You cannot go wrong. You just have to surreptitiously figure out the right color. Like a game.

 
 
 
 
 

Tapper 18K Gold-Plated Brass Airpods Chain

A cord on a cordless airpod. We are really through the looking glass, aren’t we? But THIS cord. It’s so pretty!

 

Nespresso Gran Lattissima White

So the price is ghastly but think of it this way—in 162 days, it will have paid for itself with all the Starbucks they would have otherwise bought. Isn’t that compelling?

 
 
 

Augustinus Bader The Discovery Duo 30ml

See HERE for our in-depth rant (with before and after photos) about the magic that is Augustinus Bader cream. This is the dream gift for anyone who has no fewer than 78 bottles and tinctures and potions in their bathroom. They will freak. Promise.

 

Vitamix 5200 Standard

Truly the gold standard in blending, getting someone a Vitamix is certainly a big swing. But every time a kale + pineapple smoothie touches their tongue, they’ll think of your extreme generosity.

 
 

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Bearaby Tree Napper Weighted Blanket 15lbs

When all else fails, buy someone a cozy blanket. But a weighted blanket? It’s what dreams are made of. This one is hallucinagenically soft.

 

UrbanStems Flower Subscription

Customizable to be for a few weeks or a full year, a lovely, fresh, bountiful bouquet will arrive at their doorstep to remind them that you love them. What’s more frivolous and wonderful than flowers? Nothing.

 
 
 

Logo Burberry Logo Text Organic Wool Football Scarf

It’s giving Lenny Kravitz wearing that full-blown blanket a few years ago vibes. But in a chic way.

 
 
 
 

Audie Metcalf is the Editor-in-chief of The Candidly, and lives in LA with her family. You can find more of her articles here.

 
 

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