This Brand Of Jeans Turns Flat, Middle-Aged Butts Into Perky, Juicy Peaches. And Your Butt Deserves That.
This before and after photo was taken seconds apart.
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by The Candidly Team
We’re getting … older.
Our butts are getting … flatter.
It’s just a fact of life.
We do our squats, we do our weights, we do our walks, but, much to our dismay, the bounce, the bubble, the juice … fades.
No one’s butt deserves to look like this in pants:
Flat, sad, just, absolutely not. And we get complacent because WE don’t see our own butts in jeans all the time. So we forget that’s a factor in the fit. But everyone else does. And sad butt is not what we want to project into this world.
But what’s this? A brand of jeans that makes ALL BUTTS look luscious and round and perky? It’s true. Look at some of these side by sides. Same person, same day, same everything except for the jeans:
Dare we say, thick and juicy, so find that juicy double, Mix-a-Lot’s in trouble, beggin’ for a piece of that bubble? Why yes. We do. So let’s dive in. The brand is Paige, and while they’re on the pricier side, we literally cannot imagine investing in any better piece of clothing than one that makes us look this hot. Sorry. That’s just the candid truth.
We have found that ALL of Paige’s jeans work this level of magic, but here are the 6 we’re utterly astonished by.
1. Marlow Skimmer Flare Jean in Flaunt
We start so very, very strong with what are perhaps the best butt-lifting jeans in the bunch. Look at that side by side!! How can this possibly be the same butt? And yet, it is. The flare is so unspeakably flattering and the pocket placement is the work of an angel. If you’re sick of your pancake bum, this will cure all that ails you. Here they are from all angles.
Use the code CANDIDLY15 to get 15% off.
Price: $259
2. Marlow Skimmer Flare Jean in Marciella
These are the same style jeans as above if you can believe it, just in this darker wash. That butt on the left is so very sad! Pro tip: let them air dry or they’ll shrink, and they’re already verging on cropped.
Use the code CANDIDLY15 to get 15% off.
Price: $259
3. Anessa 31" Wide Leg Jean
These are the famous Anessa 31” jeans, and we talk about them incessantly. See here, here, and here. They’re wildly stretchy but keep their shape, they feel like sweatpants, they’re sort of “cool girl” in a not trying-too-hard way, and if we could only choose one pair of jeans to wear for the rest of our lives, it would be these.
Use the code CANDIDLY15 to get 15% off.
Price: $249
4. Portia 30" Wide Leg Jean
So we wanted to include one baggy pair to show that even with oversized jeans, you don’t need to have sad butt. The pocket placement, the rounded edges, all of it works. See HERE to see these jeans in action, though they’re another pair without this amaaaaaazing stripe that instantly transforms all your clothes into outfits with zero effort:
Use the code CANDIDLY15 to get 15% off.
Price: $269
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5. High Rise Laurel Canyon 32" Bootcut Jean
These are a dark wash so we encourage you to take a screenshot and zoom in. The shape is giving J Lo is it not?! And this isn’t us being butt-cocky, because, well, the butt on the left is us, too. And it’s … humbling. But(t?) if you’re looking for your jeans to lengthen your legs, make you look immensely tall and lithe, and overall be the most flattering jeans you’ve were worn in your life? Try these. See?
Use the code CANDIDLY15 to get 15% off.
Price: $249
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6. Charlie 32” Flare Jean
Maybe it’s a cheat, using these corduroys as the before photo, but they’re SO bad, we had to show you the contrast. And while the butt for these flares is of course gorgeous, these jeans really come alive when you see all angles. For some reason they’re not available on Paige’s site anymore so we scoured the earth and found a few different colors on Amazon of all places. (We will be purchasing the light wash* asap.)
Price: $109 - $249 (varies by color and size on Amazon)
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Audie Metcalf is the Editor-in-chief of The Candidly, and lives in LA with her family. You can find more of her articles here.
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