We Just Discovered A Thong That’s Under $10, And It’s Spectacular.
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We Just Discovered A Thong That’s Under $10, And It’s Spectacular.
WHAT: Aerie Superchill No Show Cotton Thong Underwear*
WHY: We recently realized something a little bit groundbreaking:
The reason we don’t wear our jeans is actually because we dread wearing a thong.
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New worlds have opened up to us with this gobsmacking realization.
Ok. So. Thongs in general are just not our favorite. But the wrong thong (th-thong thong thong) can be so off-putting that, clearly, we design our outfits around NOT wearing them. The crucial element to a good thong is being utterly and entirely unaware that you are wearing a thong. That means nothing can feel too stringy, zero lace obviously, nothing can jab into the widest part of our hips to CREATE a muffin top, and of course, the material has to feel like air itself.
Friends. Ladies. Comrades. When one of us was sweating inside of a bricks-and-mortar Aerie as our child tried on endless clothes in the dressing room while not having anywhere to sit down, we haphazardly stumbled upon various bins of bras and undies and things, and we fished out something that felt like it was designed in our dreams. This. Perfect. Thong.
So the shape is perfect. It feels like nothing. No digging. No cutting. No hip-dip slicing. And for that we would pay an exorbitant amount of money, but how thrilling that it’s under $10!? We know we’re old and shouldn’t be shopping at Aerie, but we actually have found many exciting staples there including THIS magic tank top that makes our boobs look truly spectacular and of course, THESE viral jeans that, once you see the before and after, are impossible not to buy.
They come in an array of darling colors, size from xxs to xxl, and they run a little bit on the large side so if you’re in between sizes, size down. Some colors are on massive sale so we just threw out all of our old, decrepit thongs and bought 15 of these masterpieces. We encourage you to do the same. We’re too old for not-perfect thongs, aren’t we?
All of our cute jeans await.
Price: $9
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