These Plush Towels Make Us Feel Like Real Grown-Ups
These Plush Towels Make Us Feel Like Real Grown-Ups
WHAT: Brooklinen Super Plush Towels
WHY: If you’re reading this, you probably have a random assortment of towels in your bathroom right now. The old ones you refuse to throw away because they’re great for mopping up dog vomit. That thinner one you always reach for as your hair turban. That mangy, washed-out yellow one that’s followed you from college. And then of course, your favorite towel. We all have a favorite towel.
But now imagine a world where every towel was your favorite towel—all perfectly uniform, all fluffed, all softer than a horse’s muzzle.
Our initial search to make our grown-up towel dreams come true produced many overwhelming results from big box stores. Just a sea of off-white towels, all seemingly designed during the era where seashell guest soaps were the height of class.
Until we remembered those 487 ads we heard on Dax Shepherd’s podcast for Brooklinen. If they make our favorite sheets, surely they might make our favorite towels? AND INDEED THEY DO.
The Super Plush towels feel like all those hotel towels you want to steal but don’t because you’re a good person deep down.
Hallucinogenically soft, their plushness will beckon you to bathe even more, which, during a depression-laden pandemic, could be an important catalyst for your overall hygiene and overall marriage. Thick but not so thick you can’t twirl around your hair, fancy but not so fancy you won’t feel like you deserve such luxury, just overall, perfect.
So what makes them so good?
Made from 100% Turkish cotton, and spun extra thick, these towels are just softer and thicker and better. They come in various sizes including “bath sheet,” which is indisputably the greatest combination of words the world has ever known. Brooklinen also includes their Oeko-Tex guarantee, which means it was tested for harmful materials, and that it meets the global safety criteria for such things. Which feels comforting since we will be weaving this towel around our most private bits.
Pro tip: Once you make the plunge, rip your old towels into smaller shreds and keep in a “rags” basket. Because dog vomit doesn’t just disappear once you’ve entered the grown-up towel phase of your life.
PRICE: Bundles start at $120.
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